"The only thing that’s gonna save this video is if we taze someone… so we have to taze someone.” - x
"Joel’s buttcrack is on the television now." - x
Joel Heyman in Sponsor Cut: Super Fight
"Okay, this is pointless. This guy is fried."
Joel Heyman in Insane Coaster Wars: World Domination - Tilting Terror
Joel Heyman in Oh My God It’s GARY BUSEY!
"Between you and me, I just wanna get out of Hell for a little while. You know what I’m sayin’?" - x
"There’s another here."
“Amunet. Serpent. Hidden one. Know your master. Your lover. Your master.”